You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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