the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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