Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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