So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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