i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I will be naked everywhere
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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