Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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