is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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