I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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