Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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