I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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