Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
That was an excessively violent trivia night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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