Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
