Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
