There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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