Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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