did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
