I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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