So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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