Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Your tits are I can't wait for
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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