Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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