If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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