You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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