I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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