Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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