Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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