hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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