More tranny stories later!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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