Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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