Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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