i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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