So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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