Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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