But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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