You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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