We're like a lot better than the average bears
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
