Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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