you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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