So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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