My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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