'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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