Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the day after is always just damage control
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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