This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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