I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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