mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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