Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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