dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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