Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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