he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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