The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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