1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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