Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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