I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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