Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
This is classic penis vs brain.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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